Two Eskimos

dinosaur · 12-17-2010, 07:16 PM

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

jason · 12-24-2010, 11:43 AM

Cute. I thought you were going to talk about the Eskimo's that were found floating in the water alive after several hours. Something that would have killed someone like me.

oldsarge · 03-24-2011, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dinosaur

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Good one!

How about the two snowmen standing in the field. One says to the other..."You smell carots?'

dinosaur · 03-24-2011, 06:34 AM

Funny, Sarge.

Did you hear about the buddhist who refused novacain during root canal? His goal:
TRANSCEND DENTAL MEDICATION.

oldsarge · 03-24-2011, 05:29 PM

Thomas Edison was a very generous and philanthropic man. After he perfected the light bulb he toured the United States displaying his invention. While in the West he stopped at an Indian reservation and was appalled at the deplorable conditions. Being the very generous and philanthropic man that he was, he decided to do something to alleviate the plight of the Indians.

And in a moment of PR genius he decided to install his new invention in all the Indian's outhouses. From that day on, Thomas Edison was also known as:

The first man to wire a head for a reservation.

Pepsigal · 03-24-2011, 07:02 PM

Thanks for the chuckle. I have been having a bad week so far so it was nice to come in a have a good laugh instead.

oldsarge · 03-26-2011, 05:46 AM

I think we need a joke/humor thread, Maybe this could be it!

Grandpa · 03-27-2011, 12:20 AM

Yeah and I still got my great grandpa's axe that cut the logs for the first cabin here. But it has had 7 new handles and 3 new heads since then.

Bob · 03-27-2011, 08:09 PM

Do you know where the headlights are on a submarine? Yes, submarines DO have headlights! They're in the HEAD, silly!

oldsarge · 03-27-2011, 09:01 PM

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.