If you don't want the boaters to feel left out, show some heart pounding rapids like a canoe in the Grand Canyon. Freestyle with an old guy in a bow tie, playing Lady in Red is insulting.
Being an ole guy I wasn't insulted but enjoyed a good example of the j stroke and how when done right ya don't tip over every time ya cut hard. I have logged more miles in a canoe than most folks never been in white water and had some very fond memories of magical days in flat calm water. you can feel the hand of God when sliding through a cypress swamp in the misty morning light.