Tired of the wife? Hide in the woods.

[jason]

Malcolm Applegate, 62, went to extreme measures to get out of what he describes as a “controlling” relationship.

Applegate left his wife for the woods one day without telling anyone and lived there for five years, staying hidden for a total of 10.

“I camped in thick woodland near Kingston, and made that home for five years while maintaining the gardens at a local community center for the elderly,” says Applegate.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-hid-woods-10-years-escape-bad-relationship-200130844.html

 

[Grandpa]

I couldn't do that. Grandma would and could track me down and she's a better shot than me. Besides, she bakes bread and puts up strawberry jam to die for.

 

[ppine]

I can spot controlling people from a long way away. I avoid them like the plague.
We live in a free society. Don't give in to anyone when it comes to your freedom.